1 00:00:01,630 --> 00:00:03,000 Hi, Mario. It's Judge Stone. 2 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:05,160 Yeah, I'd like to place an order. 3 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:05,160 Mm-hm. 4 00:00:05,330 --> 00:00:07,770 I'm gonna need a dozen slimy tongues-- 5 00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:08,960 Hi, Mac. 6 00:00:09,140 --> 00:00:12,130 I'll need a couple of severed limbs, 7 00:00:09,140 --> 00:00:12,130 some bloodshot eyes... 8 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:16,140 ...and the hairy rodent variety pack. 9 00:00:16,310 --> 00:00:18,370 Uh-huh. Thank you. Great, bye. 10 00:00:18,550 --> 00:00:20,810 Court dockets for you to sign, sir. 11 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:22,850 You wanna know 12 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:22,850 what I was talking about? 13 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:26,390 What I don't know 14 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:26,390 they can't make me testify about. 15 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,920 Mac, it's only four days 16 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,920 till my Halloween party. 17 00:00:29,090 --> 00:00:32,430 Oh, yeah, and the place is abuzz. 18 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:35,290 Is it really? Huh? 19 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:35,290 Are they all as excited as I am? 20 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:38,370 No, he can't make me go. 21 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:38,370 I don't care what he does. 22 00:00:38,530 --> 00:00:39,660 He can't make me do it. 23 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,100 Oh, definitely, sir. 24 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:44,870 - Just talking about the big bash. Heh. 25 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:44,870 - So I gather. 26 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,170 I was just about to explain 27 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,170 the games to them. 28 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:48,780 - The games? 29 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:48,780 - Oh, yes. 30 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:52,640 We have Pin the Tail on Barry Manilow. 31 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,150 Supreme Court-Opinion Charades. 32 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:59,650 And my personal favorite, 33 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:59,650 bobbing for anchovies. 34 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,680 I made them up myself. 35 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,950 Sir, I finished my pumpkin. 36 00:01:09,430 --> 00:01:11,990 Bull, it looks like 37 00:01:09,430 --> 00:01:11,990 you just punched it with your fist. 38 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:14,190 I did. 39 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,160 Why didn't you use a knife, Bull? 40 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,170 Hey, what a great idea. 41 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,040 Sir, you wanted to see us. 42 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:24,770 Uh, yeah, I did. 43 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:24,770 It's about the costume competition. 44 00:01:24,950 --> 00:01:25,970 Now, as we all know... 45 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:30,920 ...last year one of us chose to come 46 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:30,920 as a member of the moral majority. 47 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:34,320 This will not happen again. 48 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:37,430 Especially if we all 49 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:37,430 wanna keep our parking spaces. 50 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,190 Class dismissed. 51 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,560 Well, you ready to start? 52 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,900 Couple of minutes, Mac. 53 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,900 I gotta sort my snakes. 54 00:01:47,070 --> 00:01:48,540 - Snakes? 55 00:01:47,070 --> 00:01:48,540 - Yeah, here look. 56 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:51,770 It's rubber. 57 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:55,970 You lucky 58 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:55,970 he hasn't unpacked the live ones yet. 59 00:01:56,710 --> 00:02:00,510 Lethal, non-lethal. Lethal, non-lethal. 60 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,280 Lethal, non-lethal. Lethal, non-lethal. 61 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:06,680 - Are they breeding? 62 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:06,680 - Uh, no, I'm just sorting-- 63 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:11,050 Hello. 64 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:13,090 Who are you? 65 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:15,130 Kimberley. Kimberley Daniels. 66 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:16,660 My friends call me Kim. 67 00:02:16,830 --> 00:02:17,890 Harry. Harry Stone. 68 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:20,160 My friends call me Shecky. 69 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:20,160 I gotta get new friends. 70 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,440 - Uh, listen-- 71 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,440 - Let's cut out the formality. Huh? 72 00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:28,440 What can I do to make you 73 00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:28,440 fall hopelessly in love with me? 74 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,740 Direct me to traffic court. 75 00:02:30,910 --> 00:02:32,140 Ah. 76 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:35,680 That would be down the hall, 77 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:35,680 take the stairs, three flights down. 78 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:41,520 Or you could take the less-traveled 79 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:41,520 more scenic route by way of Tahiti. 80 00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:43,820 Be glad to show you that one myself. 81 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:50,990 If we hurry, we could make it in time 82 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:50,990 for the fertility festival. 83 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,700 Come on. 84 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,700 I'll spring for the passport photos. 85 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:03,610 This could be the start 86 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:03,610 of a beautiful friendship. 87 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:07,710 Oh, one-- One second, excuse me. 88 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:16,620 All set. 89 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,200 Tonight's docket, in case he shows up. 90 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:10,900 They've only known each other four days. 91 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:10,900 Don't they ever separate? 92 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:15,110 Are you kidding? They've done everything 93 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:15,110 except sew their bodies together. 94 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,450 I was wrong. 95 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,450 They've sewn their bodies together. 96 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:27,060 - Oh, Harry. That was unbelievable. 97 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:27,060 - I told you you're a fast learner. 98 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:29,460 - You took those stairs like a pro. 99 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:29,460 - Yeah. 100 00:04:29,630 --> 00:04:32,290 Good evening, Your Honor, Miss Daniels. 101 00:04:32,470 --> 00:04:37,370 I swear, I just had one of the most 102 00:04:32,470 --> 00:04:37,370 incredible experiences of my life! 103 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:42,070 Little nooner at the Hung Jury motel. 104 00:04:43,210 --> 00:04:45,010 Oh, Dan. 105 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:49,020 I believe the lady was referring 106 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:49,020 to our buggy ride in Central Park. 107 00:04:49,180 --> 00:04:51,310 Some people have class. 108 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:53,680 It was a baby buggy. 109 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,520 We both squeezed in. 110 00:04:57,690 --> 00:05:01,360 Harry brought the champagne 111 00:04:57,690 --> 00:05:01,360 and then: 112 00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:03,090 Koochie-koochie-koo! 113 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,700 Everybody's kinky... 114 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,670 ...except you. 115 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:14,540 Uh, mm. 116 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:23,210 Quick impression: Robinson Crusoe 117 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:23,210 seeing you after 20 years alone. 118 00:05:26,150 --> 00:05:28,090 Oh, Harry, about your party tomorrow. 119 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:31,950 - I may be a little late. 120 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:31,950 - Oh, that's okay. 121 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:37,930 Anticipation makes me wild. 122 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:41,070 Wonderful, heh. 123 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,170 Blegh! 124 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:55,340 Excuse me. 125 00:05:57,550 --> 00:06:00,950 - Hey, happy Halloween, Christine. 126 00:05:57,550 --> 00:06:00,950 - Hey, Bull. Happy Halloween. 127 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,460 Would you help me finish this, 128 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,460 Christine? 129 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,960 Sure, Bull. Come on. 130 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:09,290 I wonder what color we should dye it. 131 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:12,560 Bull, you dye Easter eggs. 132 00:06:13,070 --> 00:06:14,540 Exclusively? 133 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:21,440 I've been hiding them too. 134 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,140 Now, let me get this straight again. 135 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:33,620 Every year, parents dress up 136 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:33,620 their children like monsters... 137 00:06:33,790 --> 00:06:36,490 ...and send them into the streets 138 00:06:33,790 --> 00:06:36,490 begging for candy. 139 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:38,320 Right. Right. 140 00:06:38,490 --> 00:06:40,790 And if they don't get what they want... 141 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,430 ...they can do something 142 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,430 really horrible to you. 143 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,790 Right. 144 00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:46,370 Hi, Mac. Hi, Quon Le. 145 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:47,730 Happy Halloween. 146 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:52,570 Give me some candy 147 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:52,570 or you'll never see your family alive again. 148 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:59,580 Heh. Uh, we're having a little trouble 149 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:59,580 with the concept. 150 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:05,950 Hey, I'm a reporter. 151 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:07,720 I could tell by the tie. 152 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,390 Yeah. 153 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,390 A man once hung himself with it. 154 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,050 I don't blame him. 155 00:07:15,430 --> 00:07:16,860 Hank Mire, The Globe. 156 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,390 Dan Fielding. Same address. 157 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:21,930 "Same address." I like that. 158 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:26,270 Listen, I used to go over 159 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:26,270 the People section of the paper, all right? 160 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,770 Now, you happen to run across 161 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,770 any tower killers... 162 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:33,940 ...or any really colorful psychopaths, 163 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:33,940 I'd appreciate you giving me a call. 164 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,410 Number's on the card. 165 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:39,650 "1-800-CADAVER"? 166 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,250 Operators are standing by. 167 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:47,230 All rise. 168 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,970 Criminal Court, Part Two 169 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,970 is now in session. 170 00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:53,930 The Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding. 171 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:02,070 Come on, gang. Pull up a bench. 172 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,570 So you all set 173 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,570 for the big hoedown, huh? 174 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:09,480 - All set, sir. 175 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:09,480 - I love it. 176 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:11,780 Suck up. 177 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:14,610 First case, sir. 178 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:17,280 Disturbing the peace 179 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:17,280 and destroying public property. 180 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:19,520 What, some little, uh, Halloween 181 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:19,520 prank go awry? 182 00:08:19,690 --> 00:08:22,990 No, sir, the charge is building a bonfire 183 00:08:19,690 --> 00:08:22,990 in public property... 184 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,860 ...while dancing robustly 185 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,860 through Central Park. 186 00:08:26,030 --> 00:08:28,530 - Sounds kinky. 187 00:08:26,030 --> 00:08:28,530 It's not. 188 00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:31,000 Kim? 189 00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:34,270 You with her? 190 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:38,580 Well, this is crazy. 191 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:41,580 There's gotta be 192 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:41,580 some simple explanation. 193 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:43,780 There is. 194 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:46,090 I'm a witch. 195 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:55,360 Um-- 196 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:58,430 Are you a good witch or a bad witch? 197 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,330 Harry, I'm sorry 198 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,330 you had to find out like this. 199 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,470 Am I on Bloopers? 200 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:07,870 Your Honor. 201 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,710 Ed? Dick? 202 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,180 - Where are you crazy nuts? 203 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,180 - Harry. 204 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,720 It's no joke. 205 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,120 Come on, you're a witch? 206 00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:23,020 What was it really? What? 207 00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:23,020 So a family barbecue? 208 00:09:23,190 --> 00:09:24,390 Family barbecue? 209 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:27,930 What do we look like, 210 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:27,930 the Lennon sisters? 211 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,430 And this is...? 212 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,360 Uh, Edna Sneer, Your Honor. 213 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:37,870 Uh, Miss Sneer also has an additional 214 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:37,870 charge of indecent exposure. 215 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:41,700 Hey, you dance around a bonfire, 216 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:41,700 you work up a sweat. 217 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,370 You were dancing naked? 218 00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:47,880 Interested? 219 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,950 Over my dead body. 220 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:56,590 Shall we say, eightish? 221 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:03,660 Kim, tell me it's a joke. 222 00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:07,370 I'm sorry, Harry. 223 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:14,530 Hold this over for the next court. 224 00:10:16,110 --> 00:10:18,270 We'll take a five. 225 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,390 Sir? 226 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,460 Sir, are you all right? 227 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:40,790 You bowl 12 straight games with someone 228 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:40,790 you think you know them. 229 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,100 I'm sorry, sir. 230 00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:48,730 It came as a shock to all of us. 231 00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:48,730 She seemed so human. 232 00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:51,910 I mean, she didn't say she was Godzilla. 233 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,570 She just said she's a.... 234 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:54,840 A witch. 235 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:57,580 Well, are you sure she isn't? 236 00:10:57,750 --> 00:11:01,690 Did anybody dump a bucket 237 00:10:57,750 --> 00:11:01,690 of water on her, see if she'd melt? 238 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:05,990 You're missing the point. 239 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:05,990 Just her saying so is big trouble. 240 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,960 Do you realize the implications 241 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,960 of a self-proclaimed witch... 242 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:11,190 ...going out with a municipal court judge? 243 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,300 If anyone were to find out, 244 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,300 you'd be removed from the bench. 245 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,670 - Well, no one has to find out. 246 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,670 - Sir. 247 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,040 No, we could-- We could meet 248 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,040 in cabins in the woods. 249 00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:25,610 Stone, I am your friend 250 00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:25,610 and I'm here to help you, so listen. 251 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:32,950 You have to make a choice between 252 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:32,950 someone you've known a few days... 253 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,850 ...and your entire career. 254 00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:39,660 Your very life depends on it. 255 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,230 Thank you, Mary Lou Retton. 256 00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:54,340 In your heart, you know I'm right. 257 00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,620 Yeah. 258 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,120 - Judge Stone? 259 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,120 - Mm-hm. 260 00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:11,050 Mario Eisenhower, 261 00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:11,050 Ike's Novelty Company. 262 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,860 I got your comedy body parts here. 263 00:12:14,030 --> 00:12:15,720 Oh, yeah. Put them down anywhere. 264 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:18,770 Right. Okay. 265 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:19,960 Now, let me see. 266 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:25,330 We got your legs, we got your arms, 267 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:25,330 we got your assorted internal organs here. 268 00:12:25,510 --> 00:12:27,440 Oh, no. 269 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:29,480 Look at this, will you? 270 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,210 Your heart is broken. 271 00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:38,620 You can kiss the tip goodbye, Mario. 272 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:43,820 No, no. I need the costume tonight. 273 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:47,260 Yes, yes, something tasteful, 274 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:47,260 conservative. 275 00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:50,490 Say, the Roman Emperor Caligula. 276 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:56,300 Two hundred dollars? 277 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:56,300 For some sandals and a sheet? 278 00:12:56,470 --> 00:13:01,270 All right, let's lay the cards on the table. 279 00:12:56,470 --> 00:13:01,270 What can I get for $19.95? 280 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,150 What's a Smurf? 281 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:12,150 Imagine your cat 282 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:12,150 threw up a fur ball that talked. 283 00:13:14,990 --> 00:13:18,290 I think not. 284 00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:25,100 Trick or treat, Your Honor. 285 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,160 Hi. 286 00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:33,840 Hi. 287 00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:42,640 So you cast any good spells lately? 288 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,310 Sure, all the time. 289 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,820 You got somebody 290 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,820 you want turned into a toadstool? 291 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:48,320 Edna. 292 00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:50,960 Did you see what I did to Pia Zadora? 293 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,860 Edna, would you please shut up? 294 00:13:56,430 --> 00:13:58,370 Don't listen to her, Harry. 295 00:13:58,530 --> 00:14:00,560 It's not like it was in the old days. 296 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,670 There aren't any bubbling caldrons 297 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,670 and broomsticks. 298 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,740 Kim, listen to me. We've got to talk. 299 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,680 - I don't care.... 300 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,680 - Sir. 301 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,670 There's a sleazy reporter 302 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,670 on his way here. 303 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:15,650 - How sleazy? 304 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:15,650 - He drives a convertible hearse. 305 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,340 - Got it. Guard, let her out. 306 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,340 Where are we going? 307 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,920 We'll go to my office. Come on. 308 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:24,090 Sir, he's coming in. 309 00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:27,760 May I? 310 00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:35,530 - Your Honor. Ha-ha-ha. 311 00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:35,530 - Hi. 312 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,400 Uh-- Uh, bag lady. 313 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,340 Yes, yes, yes. 314 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,340 I know it's Halloween night. 315 00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:47,140 I have tried every store in town. 316 00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:47,140 You must have something left. 317 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:53,690 - Dan? 318 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:53,690 - Those damn Smurfs again. 319 00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:56,290 Hey, Dan, I just, uh.... 320 00:14:56,460 --> 00:15:01,330 No need to explain, Harry. 321 00:14:56,460 --> 00:15:01,330 I've had to do it a few times myself. 322 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,870 - I'll keep an eye out for Mire, sir. 323 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,870 - Thank you, Bull. 324 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:12,500 Are you really a witch? 325 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,840 Okay. 326 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:23,610 Not bad. What was that? 327 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,380 A flash paper thing 328 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,380 from the magic store, huh? 329 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,520 It wasn't a trick, Harry. 330 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,560 Okay, it wasn't a trick. 331 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,250 So do you want a eye-of-newt, 332 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,250 toe-of-frog sandwich, huh? 333 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:37,490 - Harry. 334 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:37,490 - Some folks louse it up with mayonnaise. 335 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,970 That's funny. I thought I left 336 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,970 my mystic sports coat at the cleaners. 337 00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:49,640 Harry, would you please 338 00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:49,640 pay attention for a minute? 339 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,840 You really believe you're a witch, right? 340 00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:56,880 It's not what I believe... 341 00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:58,640 ...it's what I am. 342 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:01,120 What I've always been. 343 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:03,720 Well, you wanna know what I believe? 344 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:08,550 I believe that you are the best thing 345 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:08,550 that has happened to me in a long time. 346 00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:12,860 And I'm gonna fight like hell 347 00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:12,860 before I even think about giving you up. 348 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,000 Oh, Harry. 349 00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,140 - Hello, hello, hello. 350 00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,140 - Aah, aah! 351 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,800 Cough, cough. Harder, harder. 352 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,540 I think she's gonna be okay. 353 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:26,580 A little kaiser roll in the windpipe. 354 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,510 Had to do the Heimlich maneuver. 355 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,620 I thought the Heimlich maneuver 356 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,620 was applied from the other side? 357 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,810 Uh, well, it was a-- A crisis. I panicked. 358 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:38,590 Your Honor, 359 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:38,590 that reporter is standing right there. 360 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,020 Thank you for that update, 361 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,020 Miss Sullivan. 362 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,560 What's going on in here? 363 00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:44,930 Yeah, I was just wondering 364 00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:44,930 the same thing. 365 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:50,800 Heh, a judge, a witch 366 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:50,800 and this mysterious kaiser roll. 367 00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:52,130 Kaiser roll? 368 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:56,140 It's a long story. It involves phlegm. 369 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:56,140 You wouldn't wanna hear it. 370 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,970 - I would. 371 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,970 - Hit the street, Mire. 372 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,980 Well, I'd hate to leave 373 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,980 without getting all the facts. 374 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:06,140 I mean, a judge and a witch 375 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:06,140 in a compromising position. 376 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,410 I'd hate to speculate. 377 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,850 - Listen, you-- 378 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,850 - Let's tell him everything, Harry. 379 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:12,760 Come on, spill it. I can take shorthand. 380 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:14,160 You want the dirt, right? 381 00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:16,620 I love that word. 382 00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:18,600 Will sand do? 383 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,170 That's where Harry and I first met. 384 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,170 In a sandbox. 385 00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:25,810 I love it already. 386 00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:28,340 His sister was in my second grade class. 387 00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:30,380 Second grade class. 388 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,050 Second grade class? 389 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,550 You said you wanted the truth, 390 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,550 didn't you? 391 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,620 Yeah, well, not if it's boring. 392 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:46,690 And one day Harry forgot his lunch money, 393 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:46,690 so I loaned him some. 394 00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:49,190 Now he's just returning the favor. 395 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,270 Giving me a little free legal advice. 396 00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:55,340 Just friends helping friends. 397 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:59,270 Friends helping friends? 398 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,970 This is depressing. 399 00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:04,910 Yeah, it is depressing. 400 00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:08,210 Because I enjoyed our visit. 401 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,940 And who knows when we'll ever see 402 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,940 each other again? Heh. 403 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:15,150 Look, I got a deadline 404 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:15,150 in a couple of hours. 405 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:19,660 Can't you slap him 406 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:19,660 with a paternity suit or something? Huh? 407 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,730 - Come on, Mire. 408 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,730 - Huh? 409 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,200 I'll take you to men's detention. 410 00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:28,130 There's a guy 411 00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:28,130 who thinks he's Joan Crawford. 412 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,200 No kidding. 413 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,200 Don't mention the book. 414 00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:35,540 He's still bitter. 415 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,940 Uh, do you want me to take her back 416 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,940 down to Holding? 417 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,880 Give us a couple of minutes, huh, Flo? 418 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,070 Fine. 419 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,810 I'll be here in the hall 420 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,810 waxing my legs. 421 00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:51,150 That was close. 422 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:58,300 Don't suppose I could ask you 423 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:58,300 to give up witchcraft? 424 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:01,000 Harry, it's not my hobby. 425 00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:03,570 It's my life. 426 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,870 I could never ask you to give up your life. 427 00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:10,140 And I could never ask you 428 00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:10,140 to give up yours. 429 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:14,640 I lied. Give up your life. 430 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,740 I can't. 431 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,860 - Happy Halloween? 432 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,860 - Right. 433 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,870 - Bye, Harry. 434 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,870 - Bye, Kim. 435 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,000 Suppose-- 436 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,500 Suppose you walk out one night... 437 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:42,740 ...and there was this message 438 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:42,740 blazing across the sky... 439 00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:47,640 ...or there's a burning bush 440 00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:47,640 and it's got my name on it. 441 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:51,980 You'd be the first one I'd call. 442 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,750 Fine. 443 00:19:55,220 --> 00:20:01,130 Just as long as we're clear on that. 444 00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:28,060 So, what do you think? 445 00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:37,890 Hey, Bull, do you hear that music? 446 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,190 It sounds just like.... 447 00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:42,000 The Velvet Fog. 448 00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:06,790 Not the real thing 449 00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:06,790 but an incredible simulation. 450 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,760 You better be smiling under that. 451 00:21:08,930 --> 00:21:10,800 I am. 452 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,630 Liar. 453 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,760 Sir, I don't wanna be nosy. 454 00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:20,430 You were saying? 455 00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,510 Sir, you've got to forget her. 456 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:26,370 I know how much she meant, 457 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:26,370 but you've got to put her out of your mind. 458 00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:28,110 You're right, Miss Sullivan. 459 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,480 And that costume really helps a lot. 460 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,230 Could-- Could we make this fast? 461 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,710 I gotta go home and change 462 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,710 for a costume party after this. 463 00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:57,700 Excuse me. 464 00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:06,750 Uh, anybody want punch? 465 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,580 Yeah, Bull, I'll have some. 466 00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:13,120 How did he know it was me? 467 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:17,250 You played hockey before 468 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:17,250 the mandatory helmet rule, didn't you? 469 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:39,550 Happy? 470 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,850 Well, I guess 471 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,850 he isn't such a bad egg after all. 472 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:49,490 Is everybody hungry for pumpkin pizza? 473 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,220 Great costume, Quon Le. Why a spider? 474 00:22:52,730 --> 00:22:54,790 Wasn't there one in that nursery rhyme? 475 00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:58,130 "Along came a spider 476 00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:58,130 and sat down beside her... 477 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,170 ...and frightened Miss Muffett away." 478 00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:12,650 The first person 479 00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:12,650 to touch my tuffet dies.